#1: Ask them “Why is this proposal so expensive?”, then tell them you already know how to do meta tags.
#2: Don’t tell them you have 5 other exact copies of your site with different domain names until the end of the campaign.
#3: Check in every day for a status update.
#4: Make your own changes to the site at the same time they are working on it.
#5: After a week, ask how your rankings have improved. Make sure to check them every day and comment on the movement in your rankings.
#6: Ask them for a discount since you did your own “search engine submissions”, tell them godaddy does it for free.
#7: Go through the entire list of your backlinks and ask about every website that links to you.
#8: Add your own keywords using hidden text, make sure just to repeat the same keyword 500 times one each page.
#9: Assume they are now your technical support technician for your desktop and printer problems.
#10: Redesign the site in the middle of the campaign using Flash.

